The set-her-free-quotes is one of those old emails that is seemed to be kept in the virtual loop. In fact, it came back in my inbox today after a long time.   This is what it says:     

ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free…
if she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….

THE NEW VERSIONS…

Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
Don’t worry, she’ll come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within a week forget it.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back put your life on hold and
sit and wait.

Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*

The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a – 1 in the second
amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states
that…

Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an
upgrade.

Biologist :
If you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high.
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone, Set her free,
SHE’LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone,
don’t set her free.

Now here are some additions to those:

The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set her free.
Then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras
in her house.

The Pathetic:
If you love someone, set her free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Lawyer:
If you love someone, set her free.
Then sue her for emotional distress.

The Psycho:
If you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:
If you love someone, stalk her.

The geeky programmer:
IF
you love someone
THEN
set her free
ENDIF

DO UNTIL she comes back
wait
ENDDO

Well, I forwarded it to the chemist today and got this reply… 

Chemist:

If you love someone, set her free…
If she comes back it means that you both have enough kinetic energy to overcome the barrier on potential energy profile and will turn into products of love. If she doesn’t come back, possibly someone else run into her and the successful collision resulted in the reaction of the type A+B<=> C. Advice: rise the temperature to upsurge your chance for successful collision.

That sounds intense, my bet is that she might come back if only to have that explained.  Now I also wonder what a mechanical engineer and a businessman have to say…

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